Savage Lovecast Episode 879
Savage Lovecast
Dan Savage
4.6 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love. |
| 0:04.8 | If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony, |
| 0:14.3 | well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. Two quick things I want to touch on before we start the show this week. |
| 0:26.5 | Quick thing number one, in honor of last Thursday, to remember the day 824 and to keep it holy, |
| 0:33.4 | I propose that facials be henceforth and forever more known as mugshots. |
| 0:39.3 | There was one reaction to the release of Donald Trump's mugshot last Thursday that I wanted to highlight. |
| 0:46.0 | Jesse Waters, the useful right-wing idiot who took over Tucker Carlson Slot on Fox News, |
| 0:51.4 | had this to say about the mugshot scene around the world. I am now going to book |
| 0:59.1 | the Fulton County photographer for my Christmas card because, Judge, and I say this with a |
| 1:04.9 | unblemished record of heterosexuality, he looks good. And he looks hard. All right. Setting aside, |
| 1:14.8 | he looks good. He looks hard. What does a conservative straight man mean when he says that his |
| 1:20.6 | record of heterosexuality is without blemish? Because a quick look at Jesse Waters' record of heterosexuality reveals a couple of |
| 1:30.8 | blemishes. Waters cheated on his first wife, with whom he had two small children, with a woman |
| 1:35.8 | who worked under him at Fox News, and then left his wife and his kids for that woman, married her, |
| 1:41.7 | had a couple of more kids. All right, the course of true love, |
| 1:45.6 | ne'er did run smooth, not even through the offices of Fox News, people have affairs, people get |
| 1:50.7 | divorced, but some might consider that a blemish on your record. Waters has also admitted |
| 1:57.8 | that he let the air out of the tires of a car that belonged to a woman whose pants he wanted to get into, |
| 2:03.3 | so that that woman would be stranded where they were and need a ride, which he offered and she accepted because she had no choice. |
| 2:12.6 | He was married at the time that he pulled this stunt, had two small kids at home, when this happened. |
| 2:17.2 | Now he's married |
| 2:18.2 | to the woman he did that to. And I'm sure that woman tells herself every day that her now husband, |
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