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Okay, so this is my spoiler alert for red, white, and royal blue, the new gay rom-com streaming on Amazon Prime.

If you don't want to know whether Alex, son of the American president, played by the impossibly hot, Taylor,

Zakhar, Perez winds up fucking Prince Henry, grandson of the king of England, and second in line

to the English throne, played by the impossibly hot, Nicholas Gallatin. You're going to want to

skip this week's intro. All right? Here we go. Okay, so Alex and Henry wind up fucking a lot.

They also fall in love, which, spoiler alert for the red, white, and royal blue trailer is all

right there in the red, white, and royal blue trailer. Like all romantic comedies, the question

wasn't whether these two impossibly hot leads would get together, but how soon

they would get together and what obstacles they would have to overcome to be with each other.

And if your mom is the president of the United States, played by Uma Thurman, and your boyfriend

is second in line for the throne of England, if he is the spare, and his grandfather is the

king of England, played by Stephen Fry. It turns out there are a lot of obstacles. There's also

Rachel Maddow. She's in this movie quite a lot, which is almost as jarring as Uma Thurman's

attempt out of Texas Southern drawl. All right, so there's been a lot of commentary about the way gay sex is portrayed in this film and how

realistic it is and how shocked some viewers were to learn that gay men can have anal

intercourse in the missionary position.

Yes, we can.

I wanted to share with you what I thought about the sex in red, white, and royal blue.

All right, there are definitely some niche gay fetish community serving moments in this film.

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