You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast. If you've been to a college campus anytime in the last

three or four decades, you've encountered a particular kind of street preacher slash performance

artist. The preacher finds a spot on the quad to loudly condemn the morals of the student body.

The student body gathers to jeer at the

street preacher. The students get a little free entertainment between classes. The Christian

street preacher gets to feel persecuted and nothing hits that fundy Christian G spot quite like

feeling persecuted. So everybody wins. Anyway, a fundy Christian street preacher was going off last week

on the campus of Texas Tech. There are some men that are so naive that they will actually buy a girl

five margarita. One, two, three, four, five.

After the fifth, she will strap it on and peg you.

And then you will end it you.

And then you will end up in the ER with irritable bowel syndrome.

That was posted to TikTok by ZamG.

First thing I want to say,

apparently at Texas Tech college girls are pouring margaritas down the throats of innocent college boys and then dragging those boys back to their dorm rooms

to peg them. Has anyone told Greg Abbott about this? Is he going to do anything about it? I mean,

right now, conservative parents in Texas are doing all they

can to protect their boys from sex education and Disney movies. And what good will all that effort

do if those innocent boys wind up getting their ass cherries busted by marauding packs of

college girls wearing strap-ons once they get to Texas Tech? Governor Abbott, what are you going to do about that?

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