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you and me and listeners's just you and me.

And listeners, we implore you to listen to this show on this coming Friday.

Why?

Because it's the April Fool show.

Okay.

Word got to me that you were up to something.

I have to confess to something. I don't listen to my own podcast. For many

years while I was doing the podcast, I didn't listen to any podcast. You had to really, because you

are the original techsevy at risk youth. You had to force me to start listening to podcasts,

but I never listened to my own. And you weaponized that against me. You think this is the first time that I've talked to the listeners about you on the show? Oh my God, I might have to go back and listen to all 800 shows to find out what you've been saying to people. Okay, so Dan, do you remember the call Barb? Remember that one? Oh, yeah. Rad in a haul, that whole thing. Yeah, yeah. So that was fake. That became abundantly clear. Some people called in and let us know about that. And we also, we knew that was probably fake. And it was wonderful. Thank you, caller, for doing that because it was fucking hilarious. I've gotten that question for 30 years. Like, what do you do about fake questions? And my

attitude has always been of, you know, every single question in the column back in the day,

in the column or on the podcast now is just a good juicy hypothetical for every listener or reader

but one. So I don't want to have like crazy wild implausible questions making it into the column

just to like be sensationalistic or onto the podcast. But if the occasional good plausible fake

gets in the column around the podcast, it's not something I'm going to lose sleepover. It's been my

attitude. Yeah, yeah, totally. And so so after the the barb call, it was actually my daughter's idea. Happy birthday, by the way. Happy birthday. It's creepy. Happy birthday. She said you should.

There's nothing our kids like more than us talking about them on our dirty sex podcast. Happy birthday, honey. She said you should just tell the listeners to send in fake calls. So that's what I did. You don't realize it, but I asked the listeners to send in fake calls.

So that's what I did.

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