Savage Lovecast Episode 798

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Ah Valentine’s Day. This year, Dan will finally teach you how keep it spicy...very, very spicy. Let’s tuck in. Inevitable Divorce: A man with a history of divorce in his family was chatting with a friend about how he would consider marriage when he could afford to get divorced. But his boyfriend of 3 years overheard and now there’s hell to pay. A lesbian bought a delightful dildo to use on her girlfriend. But guess what. They broke up! Does our caller have to throw away the sex toy, still in its box? And does she always have to be the one to buy them? On the Magnum version of the show, have your Dear John letter written by a pro. Dan talks to Justine Ang Fonte, a ghostwriter who will happily write the texts you dread to send. And, a lesbian is in that unenviable position of being the piece on the side. The woman she’s in love with already has a girlfriend and despite the great sex with the caller, won’t break up with anyone. Love hurts. Oooooh oooooh, love hurts. voicemail@savagelovecast.com 206-302-2064 Check out Justine Ang Fonte on Instagram: @imjustineaf the creator of @_good.byes_ This episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50% off just about any item, plus free shipping when you enter the offer code “Savage”. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE. Today’s Lovecast is brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 15% off your first order when you go to MeUndies.com/Savage.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.
0:05.0	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.5	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:23.6	Valentine's Day is coming right up next week.
0:26.3	And there's a special treat for my listeners.
0:28.5	I'm going to answer a question I usually don't.
0:31.7	It's a question I usually duck.
0:33.2	You've probably heard me avoid this question on this podcast.
0:40.6	How to spice things up? Not whether to spice things up. And yes, you should, good advice, keep things spicy, but exactly what you should do to spice
0:46.5	things up. People are always asking me that, asking me for ideas, assignments, specific things
0:51.6	they can do to spice things up with their long-term partner. And yeah, like I said,
0:56.6	I usually duck that question. But this Valentine's Day, you're going to get some advice,
1:01.1	advice out of me other than my usual go-to Valentine's Day advice, which is, of course,
1:06.0	fuck first. Yeah, fuck first, fuck first, definitely, always fuck first. That advice, still operative, fuck first forever.
1:14.3	On Valentine's Day at all other holy days of romantic and or sexual obligation,
1:18.1	birthday's weddings, anniversaries.
1:19.5	Again, Valentine's Day, fuck first.
1:21.1	Don't go out to dinner and then wonder why you didn't get fucked later.
1:24.5	Get fucked, then go out to dinner.
1:27.3	Okay, with that out of the way, here's what I
1:30.8	wanted to share. Again, an actual answer to an actual question I get asked all the time
1:36.7	and never answer, which is what can you do to spice things up to keep it interesting, to keep
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