Savage Lovecast Episode 1013

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

A woman was invited to the bachelorette party for her co-worker's wedding, which required costly travel. She was presented with a bill to cover all of the expenses of the bride to be. The caller was just laid off her job and simply cannot afford this. Now the bride is miffed, and the friendship is strained. It's an outrage! Oopsie daisy! A woman came across porn featuring an old estranged friend.The sketchy video looks like the ex-friend wasn't aware that she was being filmed. Should the caller reach out and let her know it's out there? On the Magnum: Meet the man who enraged Mitt Romney! Humor writer Eli McCann is a wholesome, married, monogamous, gay humor writer from Salt Lake City. Hear how he drew the ire of the failed Presidential candidate in an online kerfuffle. And, bottom-feeders rejoice! They discuss the differences between Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Apparently, one makes you sad and the other makes you cackle. Also, did you know that Salt Lake City is actually liberal? It is! Listen to this super-fun convo. A woman has started seeing a younger man who has no experience with toys. His wee weeny isn't big enough for her, so he'd better learn. But he's too intimidated by her and worries he'll never satisfy her. Time to throw in the towel? Q@Savage.Love 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at ⁠Squarespace.com/Savage⁠ and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep. Right now, Helix is offering 20% off site wide. Go to ⁠HelixSleep.com/Savage⁠. With Helix, better sleep starts now. This episode is brought to you by Blueland. Going eco has never been easier. Revolutionary, refillable cleaning essentials eliminating single-use plastic. Right now, get 15% off your first order by going to ⁠Blueland.com/Savage⁠ Dan Savage is a sex-advice columnist, podcaster, author, and creator of the It Gets Better Project. From polyamory, to BDSM, gay rights to sexual health and with a dose of progressive politics, Dan Savage has been cultural force for sex positivity since the 1800s.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's Sex and Relationship Show for grownups.
0:05.1	If you're under 18, get out of here, youngin.
0:08.7	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary,
0:12.5	or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:18.2	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:26.6	I couldn't be more disappointed by the Daily Mail.
0:29.9	The British tabloid published a story last week, as you doubtless already know,
0:34.1	about recently fired Department of Homeland Security head Christy Noam's husband, Brian Noem.
0:40.5	Brian, as we all learned last week, a week ago, is into bimbofication, which is not to be
0:46.8	confused with sissification or with forced feminization. And yes, you will be asked to define
0:53.2	and distinguish between all three terms on the final exam. And yes, you will be asked to define and distinguish between all three terms on the
0:55.8	final exam. And yes, there will be a final exam when I'm done hosting the lovecast. And you will need
1:01.0	to know the difference between bimbofication, sissification, enforced feminization, along with the
1:05.4	difference between bisexual, pansexual, and omnisexual. Anyway, the Daily Mail obtained text messages, screenshots,
1:13.1	and video clips of Brian Nome indulging his thing for, and I quote, huge, huge ridiculous boobs
1:20.2	during paid online chats with sex workers and porn stars, which of course represented something
1:25.5	of a security risk. The male published a photograph of Nome, Brian Nome,
1:29.3	wearing a tight pink skirt with balloons tucked under his shirt
1:33.3	to simulate those huge, huge, ridiculous boobs that he loved so much,
1:37.3	and it went crazy viral last week, last Tuesday afternoon to be specific.
1:43.3	I am very angry about this story.
1:47.7	The Daily Mail ran the story just a few days after Christy Noem and her boyfriend,
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dan Savage, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dan Savage and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.