Savage Lovecast Episode 1001

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year, and a very happy Feast of the Ass to you and yours. In honor of the holiday, our first caller asks if he should keep a cup of mouthwash handy for when he moves from ass-eating to pussy-eating. A man wants strategies on how to talk his sister out of circumcising her newborn son. On the Magnum, Dan chats with Ellen Huet, a plucky, investigative journalist who uncovered an exploitative sex cult that revolves around female orgasm. Her book EMPIRE OF ORGASM about OneTaste, a sexual wellness company is amazing, and she and Dan had a LOT to talk about. And, a poly woman wonders if when making introductions, she should reveal the poly status of two friends, so they know they are all “in the lifestyle.” [email protected] 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at Squarespace.com/Savage and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. This episode is brought to you by Beducated, the leading platform for pleasure-based sex education for adults. Go to Beducated.com and use the code SAVAGE for 50% a yearly pass. This episode is brought to you by Bubs Naturals: Collagen peptides for joint health & mobility, healthy hair skin and nails, and gym recovery. Right now, to get 20% off, go BubsNaturals.com and use code Savage. Dan Savage is a sex-advice columnist, podcaster, author, and creator of the It Gets Better Project. From ethical non-monogamy to unethical non-monogamy, cuckolding to crossdressing and with a dose of progressive politics, Dan Savage is a cultural force for sex positivity, when we most need it. :)

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's Sex and Relationship show for grownups.
0:05.1	If you're under 18, get out of here, young and...
0:07.9	Come, come and celebrate the feast of the ass.
0:16.2	So hard and fast will penetrate through the grounds that will amass.
0:25.6	Oh, eat, taste the holy feast, the climax soon will pass.
0:35.6	Oh, come, come and celebrate the feast of the ass.
0:49.3	So happy Feast of the Ass everybody. Feast of the Ass, everybody. Feast of the Ass is tomorrow.
0:57.8	Tonight is Feast of the Ass Eve when we leave apples out for Buddy, the Feast of the Ass donkey.
1:03.3	For new listeners, Feast of the Ass was a Catholic holiday, a feast day.
1:07.5	The church dropped from the liturgical calendar a couple hundred years ago.
1:10.9	And we took it upon ourselves to resurrect that holiday.
1:14.9	For centuries, peasants in France celebrated the flight of the Holy Family into Egypt.
1:19.1	Marian Jesus rode from Bethlehem to Egypt on the back of a donkey, but it wasn't a pious celebration.
1:25.7	It was an excuse for peasants to have a debauched party in the
1:29.4	middle of January, the dreariest month, because peasants who got to have some fun on feast
1:35.6	days were less likely to become peasants who picked up their pitchforks and murdered their feudal lords.
1:41.9	So we decided, in these increasingly feudal times to bring it back.
1:48.0	We needed something in the middle of January to lift our spirits. And with a name like Feast of the
1:53.4	ass and with a listenership like mine, it was a perfect fit last year. So last year we came up with official Feast of the Ass treats,
2:03.4	carols, a mascot, Buddy the Feast of the Ass Donkey, and his sweetheart Rose. And if you are
2:09.3	keeping this day holy, if you are presenting a glazed bunt cake, the traditional Feast of the
2:15.0	ass treat since 2025 to your loved one tomorrow.
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