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Matt Gates, one of the House Republicans who voted to set aside the results of the 2020 election.

The member from Florida's

first congressional district, he's as much of an insurrectionist as the people who broke down the doors

of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th and smeared shit on the walls and beat a cop to death. The New York

Times reported last week that the almost 40-year-old Gates is under investigation, an investigation that started during the Trump administration.

Gates is under investigation for allegedly fucking a 17-year-old girl

and then transporting that girl across state lines to fuck her some more.

Other stories have come out since this one broke.

There are other girls, it seems, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

And Gates may or may not have shown members of Congress on the floor of the house, nude photos and explicit videos of other women he's fucked without the consent of the women in those photos and videos, which all by itself is a crime in Washington, D.C.

We've been hearing from Q&ONL lunatics for the last four years that there's a secret

cabal of powerful elected officials, all of them Democrats, who are fucking children.

And the popular definition of children these days is anyone under 25, so this 17-year-old

girl definitely counts. And it turns out

that there might be a secret cabal, a powerful elected officials, fucking children, but it's not

Hillary Clinton or Tom Hanks or Oprah. It's Matt Gates and Roy Moore and George Nader, Google him.

And then there's Trump himself. One of the many women who accused Trump of sexually

assaulting them was 13 years old at the time she alleges the former president and forever

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