Savage Love Episode 741

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Ah, the pleasures of getting rimmed! But what if you are alone, during quarantine times? Is there a sex toy out there to help a lass get off? Starting in kindergarten, a woman began masturbating using a very specific and very odd technique. Now she needs to do this, and she's super-embarrassed about it. How can she get over her shame, and possibly move on to more conventional orgasm inducers? On the Magnum version of the show, is Instagram going the way of Tumblr- removing all sexual content? Writer and sex educator JoEllen Notte is on to explain the sitch. A woman had a fun fling with a man 17 years her senior. She ended the sex, but they became good friends. Now, 2 years later, she's changed her mind again, and wants him to be her boyfriend. How can she lure him back? 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at . This episode is brought to you by Calm, the #1 app for sleep and relaxation. For a limited time get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at .

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.6	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.2	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:24.9	I'd never heard of this faggot before this weekend. Okay, wait, before I go on, a point of order,
0:30.5	I don't use fag as an insult. I call people I like fags. A lot of my friends are fags. My fag
0:35.9	friends like to call me a fag, and there's nothing I like more than when the fag who's dick I'm sucking calls me a fag. A lot of my friends are fags. My fag friends like to call me a fag. And there's nothing
0:38.4	I like more than when the fag who's dick I'm sucking calls me a fag. I call people I like fags.
0:43.1	I also call people I don't like fags. So me calling someone a fag isn't by itself an insult.
0:48.3	It doesn't tell you whether or not I like someone. This fag, I do not like this fag.
0:59.2	George Santos is a gay Republican. This fag? I do not like this fag. George Santos is a gay Republican. This Santos guy,
1:03.2	this Santos bag, is a Trump Republican because all Republicans are Trump Republicans now.
1:10.6	And Santos and his pharmacist fiancé partied with Don Jr. and Ivanka and Rudy and Vanilla Ice at Mara Lago on New Year's Eve.
1:13.7	And then Santos posted photos of himself and his pharmacist's fiance partying at Mara Lago to his
1:18.2	wide open Instagram and Twitter accounts. Santos isn't well known. I didn't know he was before this
1:24.1	weekend, but he's not a private citizen. This fag's a politician. He ran for a
1:28.6	house seat in 2020 in New York's third congressional district, a race he lost by 13 points. And he's
1:34.0	already announced that he's running again for the same seat in 2022, and he's started raising money.
1:39.7	He's not going to win, but grifter's got a grift. So it makes sense that the New York Times would note Santos's presence at the Mar-a-Lago
1:48.3	super spreader New Year's Eve bash.
1:50.8	I mean, this fag wants to represent New York in Congress.
1:53.6	The New York Times covers congressional races in New York and elsewhere, and it might, I don't
1:58.3	know, interest New Yorkers who read the Times to know that this gay
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