Savage Love Episode 740

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

In our opening "sexcess story", how to turn your tiny quarantine apartment into a home sex-club discotheque. A woman has thoughtfully chosen to not have children. So why do friends and strangers hassle her about this? On the Magnum, Dan goes toe to toe with his (formerly) Republican enemy Tim Miller. Before Miller saw the light he was the communications director for Jeb Bush's 2016 campaign, and also worked for John McCain and Mitt Romney. Then along came Trump and he became a "never-Trumper" and now, has renounced the Republican party. Oh, and he's a big homo. He and Dan used to publicly battle on Twitter, but now he joins us to dispense sex advice. A heartwarming tale for your New Years. And, have you ever heard of an adult man who still has wet dreams all the time? This man does... 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com This is episode is brought to you by Green Chef, the #1 meal kit for eating well. Go to and use code SAVAGE90 to get $90 off including free shipping. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at . Today’s Lovecast is brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 15% off your first order when you go to .

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.5	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.2	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the savage lovecast.
0:24.6	I'm not a believer.
0:26.3	You know that.
0:26.9	I don't believe in skydaddies or magic friends or haunted houses or haunted uteruses for
0:33.0	that matter.
0:33.6	Don't come at me with your immaculate conceptions or your virgin births.
0:36.6	Yeah, no.
0:38.3	I'm a rational person. I believe in science and empiricism and double blind studies and control groups. Basically,
0:44.5	I believe in things that would be true whether I believed in them or not. But I pick pennies up
0:51.3	off the sidewalk of their face up. Face down, bad luck to pick up a penny. Face up, bad luck, not to pick up a penny. I also crossed myself on airplanes, takeoffs and landings, spectacles, testicles, wallet watch, spectacles, testicles, wallet watch. And I've flown on a lot of airplanes that always arrived safely at my destination. Coincidence? I don't think so. Of course, all the other
1:12.8	people on my flight who weren't crossing themselves also arrived safely at their destinations,
1:17.3	but only because I was there furiously crossing myself the whole time. Really, the other
1:21.3	passengers should be thanking me and not the pilot when they get off the plane. So yeah,
1:26.0	clearly, well, I'm not a believer.
1:27.9	I'm obviously superstitious, which is why I stopped myself,
1:32.4	which is why I stopped myself and backed up and re-recorded the intro to this week's show
1:36.4	after making the mistake of saying, hey, we did it, gang, we got through 2020.
1:42.4	Happy New Year.
1:43.5	Not only is that shit jinxie, it's not true. Not all of us, gang. We got through 2020. Happy New Year. Not only is that shit jinxie. It's not true.
1:47.5	Not all of us made it through 2020. We lost Helen Reddy, which was sad. We lost Herman Cain,
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