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Mike Pence, man, when is that dude ever not trying to tell us who he really is?

I mean, there was this.

Spend more time on your knees than on the internet.

And last week, Pence was all over our meat.

Senator Kamala Harris said she would change the dietary guidelines of this country

to reduce the amount of red meat Americans can eat.

Well, I've got some red meat for you.

We're not going to let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut America's meat.

So, three years after moving to Washington, D.C., Mike Pence feels the same way about meat that I did three months after moving to West Berlin.

Don't cut the meat. Me and Mike, we like our meat uncut and unlimited. And quickly, Harris was calling for better dietary

guidelines like health suggestions from the government about food consumption. Remember food

pyramids from grade school? And we've always been free to disregard those guidelines.

So if Joe Biden and Kamala Harris win the election, please, God, we will still be free to disregard them.

So no one is coming from Mike Pence's meat.

That said, listening to Pence go on and on about how he likes his meat.

There's always a tell with these public and

political homophobes. It just leaks out of them. And I don't mean the bigotry. That flies out of

them. I mean the truth. It used to be that if a guy didn't want anyone to think he was gay,

all he had to do was not have feelings and not audition for the high school musical and not let himself get too

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