Savage Love Episode 713

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Thongs! They are so sexy! But when used as a face mask at the hardware store, what then? A woman has been dating a guy for a few months. He has one of those giant penises you have heard about. So there's that. But he is also saying some troubling, racist and sexist things. So. Should she continue to see the big dick with a big dick? On the Magnum, Dan chats with women's health expert Dr. Tami Rowen about the near ubiquitous practice of pubic hair grooming. Why are so many women bush-whacking? Are there any benefits to leaving your "down there" hair alone? And, a man (with a lovely Irish accent) wants to have kids with his girlfriend, but doesn't want to live with her. Is there a way to maintain a relationship and co-parent from two separate houses? ThredUP is the world’s largest online thrift store with over 35,000 brands at up to 90% off retail price. For a limited time, get up to 30% off your first order at . This podcast is brought to you by . Click on the microphone and enter "Savage" for postage, a digital scale, and a 4 week trial. The Savage Lovecast is brought to you by Dame Products: a woman-founded sex toy company. Visit to get $10 off your first order.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.8	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.5	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:24.8	We can add talking to kids about porn or talking to parents about talking to kids about porn to the long list of things they do right in New Zealand.
0:33.6	Under the leadership of Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, they banned semi-automatic weapons of war.
0:38.5	They did it after a mass shooting. And then they confiscated 50,000 of those weapons, weapons that are now illegal there and should already be illegal here.
0:48.6	And they did it in a month. They've up the minimum wage. They've had universal health care for decades. They have a plan,
0:54.5	a real one, to go carbon neutral. And under Ardern's leadership, they brought coronavirus under
1:00.0	control and they've been able to return to some semblance of normal life down there.
1:05.4	Reading about New Zealand is really the best argument for amending the U.S. Constitution to allow
1:10.2	people who weren't born in the toxic shit hole we call home to become president.
1:14.8	If someone were to launch and amend that shit and draft Jassinda Movement, I would donate.
1:20.0	All right, in this ad that went viral last week, maybe you already saw it,
1:22.9	it's just one part of an internet safety campaign aimed at kids called Keep It Real Online,
1:27.2	two naked porn stars
1:28.5	turn up on the porch of a suburban home to talk to the mom of a kid who has been watching
1:33.5	them online. I'm going to play the whole thing. It's only a minute long.
1:41.5	Hi, yeah. I'm Sue. This is Derek. We're here because your son just looked us up online, you know, to watch us.
1:48.0	Matt, darling, there's some people here to see you. So he watches you online. Yeah, you know, on his laptop.
1:55.7	iPad, PlayStation. His phone, your phone. Smart TV projector. Yeah, anyway, we usually perform for adults, but your son's just a kid. He might not know how relationships actually work. We don't even talk about consent, do we? We never just get straight to it. Yeah, and I'd never act like that in real life.
2:10.4	Yeah.
2:12.5	Hey, Maddie. You're all right.
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