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The Pride parade is canceled.

New York, San Francisco, Chicago.

I'll join the list of cities canceling the pride parades.

But greed, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony.

We're all on parade this weekend in Lansing, Michigan, Denver, Colorado, Austin, Texas, Olympia, Washington. People, mostly white, all dumb, took to the streets to call for the reopening of America. These protests, as the Washington Post reports, are being pushed by pro-gun activists. That's why you saw so many assault rifles in the photos at these protests.

Assault rifles, Confederate flags, swastikas, you know, the haters who are in love with death,

other people's deaths, not their own deaths.

We're all out there humping death's leg this weekend.

We'll check back in with them in a couple of weeks to see how that worked out for

them. Anyway, I don't want to give these astro-turfed protests more attention than they deserve.

The numbers of people at this weekend's greed, envy, angers, lot, and gluttony parades were small

because the overwhelming majority of Americans support efforts to flatten the curve and are

staying home to protect themselves, their loved

ones, and their communities.

So instead of turning the entire intro over to these assholes this weekend, I wanted to give

a shout up to a couple of groups of people that were on my mind this morning.

First, to the event of sexuals.

I'm thinking of all the people out there who regularly attend big events,

sometimes annual events like IML in Chicago or Domcom in L.A. The straight swingers to go to

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