Savage Love Episode 701

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Just when you thought you understood the world, Dan chats with open relationships guru Tristan Taormino, to tell you to CLOSE IT UP. Monogamy is where it's at these days. Just for a while. A woman in a long distance relationship is trying to embrace video sex. But she worries that she doesn't look sexy when she's truly pleasuring herself. How can she learn to do the "performance" of video sex, and still get off? On the Magnum, Dan calls up Searah Deysach from the feminist sex-toy store Early to Bed, to talk about "sleeves." What are they? What are those bumps? Where can I get me one? And, a lesbian decided not to respond to a trans woman on a dating app. Does this make her a transphobic monster? 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com This podcast is brought to you by . Click on the microphone and enter "Savage" for postage, a digital scale, and a 4 week trial. This episode is brought to you by Doordash. Get breakfast, lunch, dinner and more delivered from your favorite restaurants right to your doorstep with one easy click. Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter promo code SAVAGE. ThredUP is the world’s largest online thrift store with over 35,000 brands at up to 90% off retail price. For a limited time, get up to 30% off your first order at .

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.6	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.2	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the savage love cast.
0:24.8	Gay marriage was legalized in Massachusetts in May of 2004.
0:29.7	Six months later, December 26, 2004, an earthquake struck off the coast of the island
0:34.8	of Sumatra.
0:36.1	The massive tsunami kicked up by that earthquake washed over 14 countries and killed a quarter of a million people.
0:43.4	Evangelical Christian leaders in the United States rushed to their TV studios, not to raise money for the survivors, but to assign blame on the gays.
0:53.2	The Boxing Day tsunami was God's punishment for gay marriage.
0:57.7	God was so mad, so mad about middle-aged lesbian Methodists getting married in Boston
1:03.4	that God had no choice but to drown hundreds of thousands of poor brown people on the other side of the planet.
1:10.4	When Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, TV preachers insisted that God was really mad,
1:15.8	so mad about all the gay bars and all the gay street parties on Bourbon Street.
1:21.2	The gay bars on Bourbon Street survived Katrina unscathed, but nursing homes in New Orleans
1:25.9	Ninth Ward were flooded and scores of little
1:28.8	old ladies drowned in their beds.
1:31.0	1,200 people lost their lives in New Orleans that day.
1:35.0	Not one of them was in a gay bar.
1:37.3	The Lord thy God is a vengeful God.
1:39.5	It's right there in the good book, but they keep forgetting to tell us that the Lord,
1:43.2	our God, is a terrible shot. All-knowing and all-powerful, but the keep forgetting to tell us that the Lord, our God, is a terrible
1:44.5	shot. All-knowing and all-powerful, but the dude can't find Massachusetts on a map or tell a nursing
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