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I see what you're up to there, Milwaukee, and I got to say, it seems like a bad idea.

Milwaukee, the city government there, is trying to shut down a gas station.

35th hometown is the name of the gas station, because someone, without the

permission of the gas station's owner, filmed a down-and-dirty gonzo porn in the aisles of the convenience

store chunk of the gas station at three o'clock in the morning. An amateur porn actor named

Frederick Allen entered the store in the middle of the night with a female companion. Jalissa

Castradale,

she's a reporter advice, not the female companion, a reporter advice, to be perfectly clear.

Jolissa Castradale says that Alan, who is wearing a bathrobe, dances around in the video,

strokes himself for the camera, and then shrugs off his bathrobe, gets on his knees, and bones

the woman from behind,

looking over his shoulder, into the camera, quote, with an expression that says,

can you believe I'm doing this beside the starburst?

The video posted to Pornhub has been viewed more than 700,000 times.

And a couple of dozen people, with nothing better to do after enjoying that video,

signed a petition calling for 35th hometown to be closed.

And an elected official, an actual elected official with nothing better to do after watching the video, took up their cause.

And what Milwaukee District 7 Alderman Khalif Rainey told Fox 6 Now News had me convinced that this was a comedy piece out of the onion at first. But nope, it's real. Alderman Rainey, who is leading the push to put

the guy who owns 35th hometown out of business, actually said this into a microphone. Under my watch,

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