Savage Love Episode 684

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

A man went on a date and he felt fireworks. But later that she told him that wasn't feeling it, but wants to be friends. He doesn't need friends. He already has friends. Should he bother? This question is pretty simple. Her new lover has a gargantuan penis that is shaped like a sweet potato. How on earth is she supposed to accommodate him? On the Magnum version of the show, meet the woman who read every single one of Dan's newspaper columns since he started writing them in 1991. You could say she is a sex expert expert. She has some wisdom to share. And, a kinkster living in a repressed Asian country has a masochistic friend who asked him to arrange a very dangerous scene for her. How can he set this up and also keep her safe? OH, the Danger! 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com Thanks to Roman for supporting Savage Lovecast. Roman is a men’s health company that offers remote online diagnosis for ED and convenient monthly delivery of medication. For a free online, visit This episode is brought to you by Pill Club: the birth control subscription that is delivered right to your door. Get a special care package with your first delivery. Go to . Today’s Lovecast is brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 15% off your first order when you go to .

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.7	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.2	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:24.5	I didn't open last week's show with a short list of all the things I'm thankful for.
0:28.8	My bad.
0:29.5	For the record, friends, family, impeachment proceedings, magnum subscribers.
0:34.0	But it's just as well I didn't get to my list last week before the show because my list grew over the weekend.
0:40.2	In addition to family friends, impeachment proceedings, magnum subscribers, actually all my listeners, Magnum or not,
0:45.4	I am thankful for three good girls and one bad man that I read about this weekend.
0:51.3	First up, the girls.
0:52.9	A substitute teacher in Utah at Deerfield Elementary,
0:56.3	a public school in Cedar Hills, suburb of Salt Lake City. This substitute teacher asked a room
1:01.1	full of fifth graders to take turns sharing something they were thankful for. The sub,
1:05.9	sub in this context is a reference to substitute teacher, of course, and not the subs we usually
1:09.6	talk about on this show. Anyway, the sub was doing what subs do best. Killing time. Most of the kids said
1:16.7	they were thankful for turkey or mashed potatoes or pie, but one kid, an 11-year-old boy,
1:21.7	shared something meaningful, something he was truly thankful for this year. He was happy
1:26.5	his two dads were going to legally adopt him.
1:30.7	The sub snapped, why would you be happy about that?
1:34.5	And then unleashed a torrent of anti-gay abuse.
1:37.2	Homosexuality is wrong.
1:38.4	Two men living together is sinful.
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