Savage Love Episode 68

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A gay man went camping to heal his broken heart. He ended up fucking the forest ranger. But it turns out Ranger Rick is already friends with the caller's ex. Who's got dibs? A bi lady and her partner share the same fetish. But they only do the kinky stuff once every six months. Why do lesbians have to process everything so much? Three responses to the gal who is dating a Jesus freak. Can a relationship survive on sex alone? Is it a bad thing when your husband insists that you are possessed by demons if you question the historical accuracy of Noah's Ark? One last question: If a lady gets into bed, and she's naked, is she sending sexual signals? Come hither: 206-302-2064.

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Stranger podcast, www.Thestranger.com.
0:08.7	Hello, Savage Love podcast listeners of the future. This is Dan, but I'm recording this a week and a half ago.
0:18.3	So I don't know who the Democratic and Republican likely nominees are, but you do in the future.
0:23.6	You have that advantage over me.
0:25.7	And I'm obsessing about the election right now today, but we're recording this in the past,
0:29.3	fast, fast, so I don't know.
0:32.6	Who cleaned up on Super Tuesday?
0:34.3	But you know, and if your Burson did, your Burson, if your person did, if your
0:39.8	preferred candidate did, congratulations to you. And if your preferred candidate got wiped out on
0:45.0	Super Tuesday. Ha, ha. This is the Savage Love cast. I'm Dan Savage. This is the once a week
0:50.3	outlawed version of my sex advice column, Savage Love, coming to you from the past. 206, 201, 2720 is the number. If you'd like to record a question for a week, outlawed version of my sex advice column, Savage Love, coming to you from the past.
0:59.4	206, 201, 2720 is the number if you'd like to record a question for a future or podcast.
1:02.8	And you download us every week at the stranger.com.
1:07.9	We have a lot of calls to get to, including a bunch of people who are all over the map on the subject of dating.
1:10.3	La Jesus Freak goes.
1:15.9	Here we go. Hi, Dan Dan this is Travis um me and my girlfriend have been going out having sex and all that fun stuff and we do pretty much
1:25.1	everything that each other wants.
1:30.5	I do everything she could do.
1:37.8	But she won't give me a blowjob to completion.
1:41.2	She'll give me a blowjob for a little bit, but she won't only come.
1:50.0	And she says that she wants to get to that point, but she thinks that if she does, she'll throw up. And I was wondering if you had any advice for us. So who knows,
1:57.1	maybe you're a fire hose and there's just buckets of it and her fear is rational because there's just so much and it pours not to be so fast. Or maybe she's got a shallow throat mouth and you've got a long dick and she's already struggling, you know, on the edge of the occasional Huckabee, which of course means when you throw up a little giving a blowjob. So what you need to do, the way you can,
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