Savage Love Episode 618

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We start this week's adventure with a couple who have a secret unicorn at their beck and call. The wife in the couple doesn't want anyone to know. But the unicorn lass has already told some friends and wants to be more open about the relationship. Who will win this one? A 27 year-old woman has a distant relationship with her father. He is 64. Guess how old his new girlfriend is. You're right! Same age as the caller! Now, whenever they chat, he puts her on speaker-phone if the new girlfriend is there. Why? What is going on here? On the Magnum, have you heard the expression "fucking like bunnies?" You have? Well naturally, Dan brings on rabbit experts Thea & Nadine from the "Rabbit Droppings" advice column to thoroughly explore the connections between human sexuality, and that of our cuddly, lagomorph cousins. Finally, a visiting father is freaked out and pissed because he looked in his daughter's closet and found...a spanking bench. Dad! I told you not to go into my closet! 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Ring. Ring uses smart technology that allows you to stay connected to your house for much better home security. For a special offer on a Ring starter kit, with a video doorbell and motion-activated floodlight cam, go to . This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase This episode is brought toy by Tushy- the modern bidet attachment that washes your ass completely. Go to and get 10% off your order with promo code SAVAGE. Stop wiping and start washing with TUSHY.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.6	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.0	well, there's nothing you can't ask on Savage Lovecast.
0:23.6	A little personal news. I'm going in for surgery. Tomorrow morning, when you're listening to this, I'm going to be unconscious and cut open.
0:32.6	It's not serious, a shoulder injury. It seems I tore my right rotator cuff when I was engaged in some strenuous
0:37.8	oversharing. Anyway, the surgery isn't too invasive or risky, but recovery from it, I've been warned,
0:43.6	is a motherfucking nightmare. So I'm going to be out for the next couple of weeks. You'll still get
0:48.5	a show next week and the week after. We recorded a couple in advance, but I am going to be on
0:53.3	the couch, binging on Succession, posed the The Innocence, and Percocet while you're listening to the next couple of shows. I know what you're thinking. How can we help with your recovery, Dan? Please, no flowers, no cards, and no calls. and while I won't be able to write, arm in a sling for three months, not supposed to move my right arm at all for the first week,
1:12.3	I will be able to check emails with my left hand. So photos of your boyfriend's rear ends are, of course, as always, welcome. But you know what I really, really want, what will make me feel better and speed my recovery? I want you to go to ITMFA.org and order yourself a t-shirt, a button, a mug,
1:29.0	a hat, a lapelpin, or one of our brand new hoodies. I realize this is manipulative,
1:35.4	but I am being manipulative for a very good cause.
1:39.1	ITMFA, of course, stands for impeach the motherfucker already. And I don't need to tell my listeners who the motherfucker is.
1:46.3	We all know who the motherfucker is and we know he needs impeaching.
1:50.1	And we want our elected representatives, especially in January of next year, to stop enabling this man,
1:56.6	this treasonous racist sexual predator who is undermining our democracy and dividing Americans
2:01.2	and destroying the Atlantic Alliance. And we want them, our elected representatives, to start
2:05.7	impeachment proceedings yesterday. All proceeds from ITMFA sales benefit the American Civil
2:11.5	Liberties Union, Plan Parenthood, and the International Refugee Assistance Project.
2:16.9	Three great organizations that are fighting the Trump agenda.
2:20.9	One, Planned Parenthood, which is being targeted by Trump.
2:24.6	You can, of course, support these three great orgs directly by making direct donations.
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