Savage Love Episode 614

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

"Dan? If someone sticks a lollypop in my vagina, will I get a yeast infection?" Sincerely, the very first caller. A married woman was horrified to discover raunchy pics of her husband's first cousin on his phone. Would this horrify you? On the Magnum, did you know that you can find instructions for a home abortion...in the Bible?! Well you can, and Dan's guest, the blogger Jesse Cramer tells us all about it. Also, a VERY WOKE man, who ALWAYS OBTAINS CONSENT, because he VERY MUCH CARES ABOUT WOMEN, doesn't understand why his latest girl is giving him the cold shoulder. 206-302-2064 Thanks to RXBAR for supporting Savage LoveCast. RXBAR is a whole food protein bar with no B.S. Get 25% off your first order at and use the promo code SAVAGE. This episode is brought to you by #Open- a NEW, inclusive approach to social networking and MODERN dating. #Open needs Savage Lovecast listeners to test their app before they “come out” to the rest of the world. Test now at and earn “Community Founder” status for life. This episode is brought toy by Tushy- the modern bidet attachment that washes your ass completely. Go to and get 10% off your order with promo code SAVAGE. Stop wiping and start washing with TUSHY.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.6	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.2	well, there's nothing you can't pass ask on Savage Lovecast.
0:24.9	If a thing exists, someone somewhere is beating off about it right now.
0:30.3	Balloons, swim caps, toothbrushes, socks, galoshes.
0:33.8	Our erotic imaginations are voracious and unpredictable and random as fuck.
0:39.1	There is no predicting what they'll latch on to.
0:42.1	If a thing lives, someone somewhere wants to fuck it or be fucked by it.
0:48.2	And a quote unquote living thing doesn't even have to exist to be the object of someone somewhere's desire to fuck or be
0:54.7	fucked by it.
0:55.9	Aliens, dinosaurs, angels, 50-foot-tall women, centaurs, there are people who want to
1:00.1	fuck them all.
1:01.6	And Bigfoot, too.
1:02.9	There are people out there who want to fuck Bigfoot or get fucked by Bigfoot as we
1:08.1	were reminded this weekend.
1:10.6	Leslie Cockburn, a Democrat, is running against Republican Denver Riggleman in Virginia's
1:15.4	5th Congressional District for an open seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.
1:18.7	Riggleman, the Republican, has refused to disavow Cory Stewart, the neo-Confederate,
1:23.3	not-so-crypto-white supremacist who somehow managed to win the GOP nomination for the U.S. Senate in Virginia.
1:31.3	Stewart, who has been endorsed by Trump, is so far to the right, which is cable news,
1:35.9	polite speak for so fucking openly and baldly racist that the National Republican Senatorial Committee hasn't endorsed him.
1:43.6	Denver Riggelman, however, has
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