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Savage Lovecast

Savage Love Episode 594

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.66.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

After 10 years of marriage, a man is dismayed to admit that he married a jizz-hater. His wife detests the stuff and doesn't want to be anywhere near it. What is the solution? The ever-delightful and intrepid Erika Moen of "Oh Joy Sex Toy" is on to discuss a sex toy that will send you packing. A woman's boyfriend wants to get a $2000 anatomically correct sex doll. The caller, and (as you will hear) Dan Savage are super-squicked. Finally, gather round dear listeners, and hear the story of the neighbor and the négligé. 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by #Open- a NEW, inclusive approach to social networking and MODERN dating. #Open needs Savage Lovecast listeners to test their app before they “come out” to the rest of the world. Test now at and earn “Community Founder” status for life. This episode of the Savage love cast is brought to you by Everlane: Luxury basic clothing and accessories, made at ethical factories without those retail markups. For free shipping, and to support the Lovecast, go to Thanks to Audible for supporting the Savage Lovecast. For a free audiobook with a 30-day free trial, go to or text savage to 500-500.

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0:00.0

You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

0:06.6

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:16.1

while there's nothing you can't ask on the savage love cast.

0:24.6

Those of us who are old enough to remember the grief that Hillary Clinton got during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the grief and the criticism that she came in for for having the nerve to be married to a man who cheated on her

0:38.7

are a little shocked by the past that Melania Trump is being given. Melania Trump isn't

0:44.7

being asked any questions about Lafair de Stormy Daniels or any of the other affairs

0:51.0

or all of the women that Donald Trump sexually assaulted or is alleged

0:54.9

to have sexually assaulted. Actually, I think Melania Trump was asked about that and she called

0:58.4

them all liars and that is the end of that. But if this were happening to Bill and Hillary Clinton

1:03.0

that Bill Clinton had paid a porn star $130,000 before the election to keep his mouth shut,

1:08.0

half of the news stories in the Washington Post, Marine Dowd of the New York Times, would be dedicating so many column inches, acres of column

1:16.9

inches, to the question of what did Melania know and when did she know it and why is she

1:21.9

staying and what is she thinking? As more and more evidence comes out that her husband cheated on her. And what does it say

1:29.9

about women and American women that she's standing by her man? You know what I think it says? Well,

1:37.0

I don't know if this is what it says about Melania, but I'm pretty sure I know what Melania is thinking

1:42.4

every time Donald Trump hooks up with a porn star and that

1:48.3

porn star goes down on him. She is thinking, there but for the grace of God, blow I. I think she's

1:55.6

relieved. I think Melania Trump is only too happy. And of course, she can't display that delight in public because that wouldn't play well

2:03.4

with the evangelical Christians who support Donald Trump overwhelmingly.

2:07.8

She can't betray that or show that in public or admit to it in public.

2:11.7

So she disappears from view.

2:14.5

She puts on the frown that she wears 24 hours a day. She's married to fuck

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