Savage Love Episode 589

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

A female college student is busy planning her orgy. She wants to make sure the night is comfortable, fun and safe, with minimal awkwardness. Dan Savage, (the Martha Stewart of orgy planning,) is here to help. A man's good (female) friend is planning to go on a date with one of his acquaintances. What the man knows, and the friend doesn't is that this date is a transman. Should he tip off his friend ahead of time? Or let it unspool in it's own sweet time? Yikes! The robots are making the porn now! Erotic film director, screenwriter and producer Erika Lust is on to raise the alarm about our dystopian porny future. After a lot of seriously GGG effort, a woman has finally learned to enjoy anal sex. The problem is she comes too fast, and then wants that dick OUTTA THERE before her man can get his orgasm. Dan has some power bottom tips to share. Got real just there didn't it? 206-302-2064 ThredUP is the world’s largest online thrift store with over 35,000 brands at up to 90% off retail price. Get an extra 30% off your first order at ThredUP,com/SAVAGE This episode of the Lovecast is brought to you by Zeel- the best way to find top local, licensed and pre-screened massage therapists, to come to your home, anytime. Go to Zeel.com and get $25 off your first massage by using the promo code SAVAGE at checkout. This episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50% off just about any item, plus free shipping when you enter the offer code "Savage".

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.8	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.1	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:24.6	People. People are the problem on airplanes, not service animals, people, people being assholes.
0:32.1	People push and shove to board, including people who don't have luggage,
0:35.2	they need to stuff into the overhead compartments, which I've never understood.
0:39.3	Why are you rushing onto the airplane if you don't need somewhere to put a bag?
0:42.8	Who wants to maximize the amount of time they have to spend in the airplane?
0:47.6	Also, assholes on airplanes, people who talk on airplanes.
0:51.7	The worst of all, people who talk to strangers who have their headphones
0:54.4	in and their hoodies up. Some of those strangers resembling me. Then there are those people
0:59.2	who don't shut their windows, people who let their kids play bloop bloop games on tablets without
1:03.4	using headphones or turning the sound off. And of course, there are those people who bring fake
1:09.0	emotional support animals onto airplanes.
1:12.0	They might be the biggest assholes in the air.
1:14.5	And that is saying something because up in the air it is the asshole Olympics.
1:18.5	These assholes are abusing a system put in place so that non-assholes who actually
1:22.6	require service animals to function could bring their service animals onto airplanes.
1:27.2	And now, after putting
1:28.7	up with dogs and cats and pigs and lizards and monkeys, biting people and pissing and shitting
1:33.5	in aisles and tormenting those of us with allergies, the airlines are cracking down. It will no
1:39.0	longer be enough, at least on Delta and United, which last week refused to let a person board
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dan Savage, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dan Savage and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.