Savage Love Episode 582

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

A woman's 13 year-old brother wants to shave his crotch. And now mom is FREAKING OUT and the whole family is in disarray over the pubes she found in the sink! A straight couple gets recognized in a bar from an online profile they placed together a long time ago. The woman in the couple pretended it wasn't them. Was this a) wrong, b) chicken, c) sex shaming to man who noticed them, or d) all of the above. On the Magnum, Dan chats with feminist writer Vonny Leclerc on how hard men have it now that they aren't allowed to flirt with underlings. And, a woman is terribly nervous about the Prince Albert her husband wants to get. Dan offers gentle reassurance. 206-302-2064 Today’s episode is brought to you by STDTest.com. Visit and get tested today. Today’s episode is also brought to you by Blue Apron- the delivery service that sends you fresh ingredients and incredible recipes so you can make fabulous meals at home. Check out this week’s menu and get your first 3 meals for free ( a $30 value) with free shipping by going to . Thanks to Aaptiv for supporting our podcast. Get 50% off annual membership plan featuring unlimited workouts at .

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.7	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.1	well, there's nothing you can't ask on Savage Lovecast.
0:23.6	There was one record album, just one, in my parents' collection that me and my siblings were forbidden to listen to.
0:31.7	What happened next was so predictable that to this day I still wonder if my parents really wanted us to listen to it and they were practicing reverse psychology on their kids without a license.
0:40.7	It was a comedy album, George Carlin's 1972 Class Clown.
0:45.4	It was Carlin's fourth album out of 20.
0:48.1	And the bit it was famous for, one of Carlin's signature bits, was also the bit my parents didn't want their kids listening to. Or maybe
0:57.3	they did. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them you can't say on
1:02.9	television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7.
1:13.4	They must really be bad.
1:16.7	They'd have to be outrageous
1:18.5	to be separated from a group that large.
1:22.6	All of you over here, you 7?
1:25.5	Bad words.
1:29.1	You know the seven,
1:30.3	don't you, that you can't say in television?
1:32.0	Shit, piss, fuck,
1:32.8	cunt, cock sucker, motherfucker, and tits,
1:34.6	huh?
1:45.5	Those are the heavy seven. Those are the heavy seven.
1:49.7	Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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