You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the savage love cast screw as I say not as I screw they've always been my

favorite brand of Republican hypocrite the anti-abortion conservative who gets caught with a dick in his

mouth hey there Larry Craig Idaho's Larry Craig the anti-abortion Republican member of Congress who pressures his mistress and his ex-wife into getting abortions. Hey

there, Tennessee's U.S. House Representative Scott Dejarlis, reelected actually by his

anti-choice constituents after that story broke a few years ago. My favorite, though, my favorite screw, as I say, not as I screw a Republican, Bristol

Palin.

Remember her?

Well, maybe not at this point.

Maybe there's been so much incident in the last few years that nobody remembers Bristol

Palin but me.

But you might remember her mother, Sarah Palin.

She was the governor of Alaska and John McCain's game changer of a pick for running mate in 2008.

We used to think way, way back in 2008, that Sarah Palin was the dumbest, dimmest, most malignant politician we would ever see on the national stage.

Oh, 2008, we were innocent then. Anyway, Sarah Palin, big backer

of abstinence education programs, sex ed programs that tell young people to wait to have sex

until after marriage, while at the same time offering young people either know information about

birth control or misinformation about birth control. Miss info like birth control doesn't work, so why bother with birth control or misinformation about birth control.

Misinfo, like birth control doesn't work, so why bother with birth control?

Abstinence educators, and I am furiously making little bunny air quotes around the microphone

when I say educators after abstinence.

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