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Democrats have a new slogan.

Not a lot of new faces, no branches of our federal government and no hope of a liberal majority on the Supreme Court anytime soon.

But we got a new slogan.

It goes like this, a better deal, better jobs,

better wages, better future. All right, a three-word slogan with better being one of those three

words. I can get behind that. And it's a little history-ish and a little dickish, which are two good

things to be-ish. A better deal invokes FDR and pokes Donald Trump.

The new deal was Franklin Delano Roosevelt's response to the Great Depression. Quote,

a series of federal programs, public works, projects, and financial reforms and regulations,

says Wikipedia, for those of you who don't know nothing about history. And the art of the deal,

of course, is a book, a book second only to the Bible and its impact on and importance to

the ongoing human project, according to a person who had nothing to do with writing that book.

That person would be Donald Trump, of course. Because according to Tony Schwartz, the book's

actual author, aka the book's ghost writer,

not only didn't Trump write Art of the Deal, Trump never even read Art of the Deal.

But I don't want to relitigate Art of the Deal.

That's old news.

Not big, just old.

I want to discuss the Democrats' new slogan and their new promises to the American people,

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