Savage Love Episode 478

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

A woman’s husband makes unpleasant sexual innuendos and gropes her right in front of the kids. How can she get him to stop? Are you into puke porn? OMG so am I! Anyway, a very kind hearted, GGG woman wants to help her husband to realize his fantasy of having her throw up on him. But that might not be a healthy kink in the end, right? Dan chats with Cass King of the Wetspots (creators of our fabulous “What You Got?” stinger) about their upcoming burlesque musical. Also, are men becoming more modest in the locker room? Mark Stern from Slate weighs in. On the Magnum, all hail Roberta Kaplan! She is the attorney who brought a welcome end to the despicable Defense of Marriage Act. She comes on the show to help answer a question from a lesbian who is applying for a job which only provides benefits to spouses of the “opposite gender.” Wha? Oh no you din’t. 206-302-2064 This episode of the Savage Lovecast is brought to you by BollandBranch.com: luxury, affordable fair trade certified sheets. Get $50 off a set of sheets plus free shipping by going to Boll and Branch.com end enter Savage. Todays Lovecast is also brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 20% off your first order when you go to MeUndies.com/Savage. This episode is also brought to you by Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.5	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.0	well, there's nothing you can't ask on Savage Lovecast.
0:24.9	It's almost Christmas, and I have been negligent in my annual responsibilities to scold you all about not mixing Christmas and sex.
0:34.7	No profile pictures on your dirty, dirty websites or your pickup sites or your Tinder profile,
0:39.6	your OKCupert profile, your recon profile, anywhere else, of you naked wearing a Santa hat,
0:44.7	or you naked in front of the Christmas tree with your labia spread open.
0:49.3	None of that.
0:49.8	That's gross.
0:50.7	Christmas and sex don't mix.
0:52.9	I've delivered this message to you annually, usually in
0:56.9	December at some point, some point earlier to try to get ahead of it, get ahead of the people who are
1:01.5	trying to mix up Christmas and sex to try to head that off at the past, try to get that to stop,
1:06.8	but I neglected to do so this year. In a timely fashion, so I'm rushing it into the podcast at the top of the show before Christmas,
1:14.5	which is just in a couple of days.
1:15.6	So please, please, don't take those pictures in front of the Christmas tree.
1:20.2	Don't take dirty pictures in front of Christmas tree.
1:22.0	It's gross.
1:23.8	And if you've already taken those pictures and put them on your online dirty, dirty sex-seeking profiles, please remove them, take them off, replace them with your every other month of the year, slutty, dirty, whole shots.
1:37.0	Other than that, at the top of the Christmas week, Savage Lovecast, I have nothing more to add.
1:42.5	I have really nothing more to say.
1:43.6	There's really nothing I want to rant about. It's Christmas. Christmas isn't for ranting.
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