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George W. Bush was originally the George W. Bush of America. You remember him, don't you?

Australia recently got rid of someone they called the George W. Bush of Australia. Because like the George W. Bush of America, this guy in Australia

was anti-choice. He's anti-gay. He doesn't believe in climate change. Basically doesn't believe in

reality. That guy was Tony Abbott. He's out. The conservatives aren't out yet. But Tony Abbott,

the George W. Bush of Australia, is out. There is one last George W. Bush of someplace rattling around out there,

and that is Stephen Harper, who is the George W. Bush of Canada. He is the prime minister of

Canada and has been the prime minister of Canada since before most of you listening to the sound

of my voice were born. It feels like for fucking ever that the George W. Bush of Canada has been

George W. Bushing Canada. But there is an election coming up in Canada. And Canadians are

neighbors to the north. And they have a chance to join America and Australia in getting rid of their

George W. Bush. We rarely have guests on the top of the show,

but this week we are making an exception

because we're going to talk briefly with a Canadian

who is doing her part

and helping other people show their parts

to get rid of the George W. Bush of Canada.

Jessica Simpson is the founder of votes for nudes,

and she joins us by phone from her home in the frozen wasteland that is Canada. Hey, Jessica.

Hi, Dan. So tell us first about Stephen Harper. Give all the dumb Americans down here don't know that you have a prime minister, not a president, that you have a governor general as your head of state and a queen. Tell us who Stephen Harper is,

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