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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

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We've got a dick-heavy show for you today.

A lot of heavy dick issues.

We've got a researcher here for a What You Got.

It's been too long since we had a What You Got.

We have a researcher here for What You Got about condoms and sensitivity.

Really interesting conversation.

And we have a writer, Mike Pearl from Vice here to talk about something that I have in the past and I shall no longer

call death grip syndrome. That's coming up on today's show. And I'm thinking about dicks because

we got a dick heavy show. So this is your trigger warning.

If you don't like to think about dicks, this is your digger warning, your dicker warning. Consider yourself dicker warned. This is a dick heavy show. I'm a gay dude and like we're all about the dicks. I don't know if you guys know that. I actually am coming out. I'm a gay dude. I don't know if I ever told you. I've ever shared that with you, that secret part of my life.

Gaggaggay.

And there's kind of two kinds of gay guys in the world. You know, there are many ways you can divide the gay world up. And this is one way to divide the gay world up into two distinct kind of gay guys. There are, I've always affectionately called them cock hounds. Nothing wrong with that. I love having my cock hounded after, personally.

And then there are guys who, like, Dick is part of it, but dick ain't it all by itself, right?

The dick has to be attached to something compelling, that the dick all by its lonesome isn't

going to work.

So, for instance, a glory hole, whether it's in a gay bathhouse or sex club or in a truck

stop or whether someone's improvising in a confessional booth in a Catholic church, just a dick

popped through the hole in the wall.

I don't get it.

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