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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't ask on Savage Lovecast.

There's so much I could talk about at the top of this week's show.

There's just so much to rant about, so much in the news.

But a few weeks ago, I promised you all something light, something fun at the top of an upcoming show.

And I really haven't delivered on that promise.

And some of you out there in Twitterland have noticed, like J.R.P., who tweeted at me,

I thought you were supposed to talk about something fun at the top of the show today.

I wrote back to JRP and said, I'm sorry.

I wanted to, but events kept intervening.

Shit kept happening.

And shit keeps happening.

But you know what?

I'm going to come through for you guys this week.

Something fun.

I am going to talk about something light.

I am not going to talk about all the crap in the news this week.

Like the fact that Scott Walker wants to build a wall around Canada.

Maybe if he's Donald Trump's running mate, we will have a wall along our border with Canada and a

wall along our border with Mexico, and then we will all be safely tucked inside our country with

all our guns where nothing bad can never happen to us ever again.

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