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I've spent the last couple of weeks on the top of the show ranting about abortion and

ranting about Planned Parenthood and ranting about the GOP candidates, all the assholes and

asswipes running for president on the right wing side.

And I wanted to lighten things up this week and maybe talk about something sexy, weird, fun, crazy.

Maybe the emerging fetish of laying alien eggs inside yourself, as Vice described it, in a piece

about avipositors, which are basically alien dickish-looking dildos that you spit large

gelatin eggs into your ass or a vagina with, that you put a large gelatin egg in one end and

squeeze it up the avipositor and it avi posits it in your butt or twat and i thought maybe i'd talk about that because it's so

crazy you know why why do people have these kinds of fetishes and you know it's interesting

because people are bombarded with stimuli pop culture you know there's a certain amount of people out

there who are vampire fetishes certain amount of people out there who grew up watching all this

zombie movies and zombie TV series who are going to have zombie fetishes when they grow up.

Because pop culture has a way of crawling inside our collective erotic subconscious and

laying eggs that in some cases hatch into crazy, fascinating pleasurable kinks that can safely be explored

and enjoyed with other consenting adult partners who want to pretend their aliens depositing eggs in you.

But I'm not going to be able to dedicate the top of the show to that because Mike Huckabee.

I'm sorry, we're going to have to circle back to this because fucking Mike Huckabee, a 10-year-old girl in Paraguay, who was raped by her stepfather, was denied in abortion because abortion is in Paraguay, the way right-wingers like Mike Huckabee want abortion to be here in the United States. Abortion in Paraguay illegal in all circumstances. No exceptions

for rape victims. No exceptions to save the life of the mother. No exceptions for incest.

Ten-year-old girl raped by her stepfather, denied an abortion, forced to give birth at the risk of

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