You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can ask on the Savage Lovecast.

Here's the question gay men all over America.

We're not asking each other and their friends on Monday morning last week.

Are you a Jeff, a Curtis, a Prett, or a Tom?

Jeff Curtis, Pratt, and Tom are the four same-sex-attracted, but not gay, guys who were the subject of a new show on TLC, the same network that brings us the horrible and horrifying Dugger family circus.

The four guys who are same-sex attracted not gay in the show, my husband's not gay.

These are guys who some of them had had boyfriends, some of them obviously have had gay sex, if they've had boyfriends, who are now married to women because they couldn't reconcile their faith in Mormon Jesus.

They're all Mormons with their sexuality.

So one of the other had to go, and it wasn't the imaginary friends.

It was the gay.

So these are guys who acknowledge that they are same-sex attracted.

They struggle against their same-sex attractions.

And they're part of the same-sex-attracted community, they say.

And their wives are married to them. And their wives insist that

their husbands are not gay and they insist that they are attracted to their wives. As one wife

put it on this very, very depressing and stupid and silly and shitty show, he chose me over all the other

women in the world and all the other men.

None of these men entertained for a moment, the possibility that might be bisexual.

And if you watched the show, which I wasn't able to do before last week's show, so this is why my commentary is a week late.

Your gaitar was pinging so hard.

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