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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't last on the savage love cast i've reached that stage of life that

kind of depressing stage of life where you're at the checkout aisle in the supermarket and you look

at the us magazine and you don't know who anybody is on the cover you look at that and think

who the fuck are those people and every once in a while j, Jennifer Aniston will be in the corner or Meg Ryan.

Like, oh, okay, whew, somebody I know.

But weeks go by where I'm like, who the fuck is that?

I have no idea.

So last week, when the story broke, the story, the one that everyone is still talking about,

the leaking or the hacking of all of these private,

personal photographs taken by young, beautiful female stars and singers and performers and TV

people. And all of that came pouring out and everybody's talking about this long list. I think there's

a hundred names on it. I didn't know who most of those people were.

I'd heard of Jennifer Lawrence. I heard of her, but really that was about it. And I, my first reaction, I'm really sorry to say, my first reaction was, God, I'm getting old. Just how I feel when I see that Us magazine cover. I don't know who the fuck anybody is. I'm just like, fuck, I'm so old and so out of it. And so when I saw this list,

when it started popping around, I was like, who

are these people?

I have no idea.

And my second reaction was, of course, outrage.

It's horrible that people's privacy was invaded in this way.

And, you know, fuck all those people who are saying that nobody should take pictures of themselves that they don't want everywhere. These were pictures that people

took and they didn't share. They didn't just willy-nilly send them out into the world. Their

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