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The people have spoken, and I have to address this.

This topic at the top of the podcast, or I will be in trouble with almost all of the listeners who've emailed me over the holiday break.

We recorded a few shows in advance over the holiday break, so we weren't able to talk at the top of the show about duck fucking dynasty dildos.

So now we will talk briefly about duck fucking dynasty dildos. I was on CNN, actually,

the week the story broke, and I didn't say that I thought Phil Robertson should get his show taken

away from him. I could give a flying fuck about Phil Robertson should get his show taken away from him.

I could give a flying fuck about Phil Robertson, who of course famously is the patriarch of these

duck fuchs who have this show on A&E that I've never seen about a bunch of rural gun shooting

rubs who dress up in camo to hide from ducks because ducks are scary.

And they blow little horns that they make

that literally make the ducks think they're there to fuck them. So I'm not sure if God is okay with that,

like bearing false witness to horny ducks with a duck call so you can shoot them. Seems like

that might be a not okay in Leviticus somewhere. I'm just saying.

Anyway, Phil Robertson said in an interview with GQ, it seems to me, Bill Robertson famously said in

an interview in GQ, it seems like to me a vagina as a man would be more desirable than a man's

anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking, usually when someone begins with anus vagina, when they're talking about gay rights issues or sexual orientation, they're not thinking. But let's go on from here. I'm just thinking there's more there. She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes. You know what I'm saying? But hey, sin, it's not logical, my man. It's just not logical. And then, of course,

he added everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong. Sin becomes fine. You start with

homosexual behavior and just morph out from there to bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and

that woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Okay, this is his opinion. This blew up into a huge scandal, right? Some people were offended. A&E suspended him, which was a bullshit PR move on A&E's part. Sarah Palin without having read his comments rushed to his defense, but you know, Sarah Palin without having written or read her own book, went on TV and talked about that. And it became just another tussle in the culture war.

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