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There's been a concert of I'm the danger case.

There's been a concerted effort in some right wing circles in the last few years to make me this kind of anti-Christian Jesus-hating boogeyman.

I'm an anti-Christian bigot.

That's what you constantly see, these Matt Barber and Brian Fisher and Peter Lababara and Tony Perkins' weirdos are always insisting that I am anti-Christian and anti-Gristian and anti-Gis and anti-everything else.

And I often think of them at this time of year when they're having their war on Christmas

orgasms and spinning in circles

about secular humanists and atheists like me who are coming to destroy Christmas or that we

hate Christmas. Pat Robertson said it best, most hilariously, last year when he said that

the Grinch is coming for Christmas.

The Grinch is trying to steal our holiday, Pat Robertson said.

Not acknowledging, of course, that Christians stole this holiday from the Romans, but whatever.

We'll leave that alone.

Robertson, the nation comes together.

We sing Christmas carols.

We give each other gifts.

We have lighted trees and it's just a beautiful thing. But atheists don't like our happiness. They don't want you to be happy. They want you to be miserable. They're miserable, so they want you to be miserable. So they want to steal

your holiday from you. I would love it if Pat Robertson would drop by my house one year for

Christmas. Because what he would find

in our house, in my house, the anti-Christian bigot, our house, mine and Terry's is a lighted

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