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Because of the way I was raised, I cannot say this without qualifying it.

I want to just be a normal human being and say, if you're hearing my voice now, you know,

I recorded the show last week.

I'm actually in London somewhere running around London with Terry.

I'm going to be in

England for a few days recording a television program. But I can't just say that. I have to say

this. I have to say, unless the plane were on crashes before we get to London. I'm in London

next week because you can't presume upon safe arrival because then God will hear you presuming

upon your personal safety and crash your plane and kill everyone on it because he's a vindictive psychopath.

That's how I was raised.

So barring a plane crash, I will be in London next week.

Wouldn't you hear the sound of my voice running around the city with my husband Terry and some friends and doing this TV show while I'm over there.

But I'm very excited about that I can't talk about because it's top secret.

And here's the funny thing.

I lived in London for a bit when I was a youngster.

When I was in my 20s, Margaret Thatcher was prime minister.

I was living in London when Section 28 was passed, which was an anti-gay law that was vicious. It

inspired all sorts of famous British actors and public figures to come out and speak up,

including Ian McCallin. And that was a dangerous and exciting time to be living in London. And I was a young person. And I had sex when I was living in London with people who were there also in London

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