Savage Love Episode 355

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2013

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

After over a year of dating a woman online that the caller had never met, he is horrified to learn that she isn't at all who she said she was. What now? Bloody lovin': Dan brings on a pointy-headed professor to discuss the taboo against sex with a menstruating woman. On the Magnum version, Dan chats with an expert on when and how to call Child Protective Services. A lesbian who is getting married can't help but notice that her mother was WAY more engaged in her two straight daughters' weddings than the caller's. How can she get mom to show some support? And, is there etiquette when presenting your hairy ass to a waxer, if you are a gentleman? And a lot more. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at This podcast is also brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGG2013 at checkout.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.6	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.1	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:24.8	A quick note before we open the show and I begin running my mouth, which is what I do here on the Savage Lovecast.
0:29.8	I've been on vacation for the last couple of weeks.
0:31.7	So that's why the top of this show and last week's show, not totally topical, hard to be topical, weeks in
0:37.7	advance. But this is a topic that comes up frequently in Savage Love and on the Savage Love cast.
0:43.0	Straight guys who'll let gay guys blow them. Kenneth in the 212, who's a blogger, Kenneth Walsh in New York,
0:50.0	he's an editor and a writer covers pop music, politics, culture, celebrity, music, tennis, and New York City LGBT issues.
0:57.9	It's a terrific blog, Kenneth in the 212.
0:59.6	I read it regularly.
1:00.9	And right before I left on vacation, he tossed up the Craigslist ad of the day, straight looking for gay roommate, 28 Midtown East.
1:09.5	And listen to this guy's ad.
1:12.8	Straight guy here, 28 professional athletic masculine. Why I want a gay roommate 28 midtown east and listen to this guy's ad straight guy here 28 professional athletic masculine why i want a gay roommate because it works out to be a good arrangement if we're both
1:17.7	totally cool about it things i like there's a list things i like about having a gay roommate
1:23.0	you don't mind cleaning the place and picking up after us both including including our laundry. Two, usually pretty good cooks and don't mind cooking for straight guys. Three, pretty good decorators and make the place look good. Things I can give you. This is also a list. So it's not just one way. You're just not going to be cooking and cleaning for this guy. He's going to do for you, too, gay roommate. Here are the things he can give you. Number one, being around a hot straight guy that
1:48.1	walks around a lot in his boxer briefs. That he will give you. Two, long as you can keep it
1:53.6	discreet and not get all possessive, my dick to suck a few times a week. Get really horny when I've
2:00.6	been out drinking on weekends, he adds.
2:03.3	Three, let you massage me after workouts.
2:08.0	So gay guys, what you're going to do for him is cook and clean and decorate.
2:14.2	And what he's going to do for you is lay there while you suck him off or while you give him a massage
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