Savage Love Episode 339

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Sexuality, Society & Culture, Relationships, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2013

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Dan helps a sneeze fetishist concoct a plan to make her sex life more…sneezy. Growing up, a man had insufficient testosterone. Now that he's taking meds he suddenly has the drive to pursue women. How can he develop the confidence to match? Over at savagelovecast.com you can sign up for a Magnum show that's twice as long, with no ads. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at Today's episode is also brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast.
0:03.4	For a show that's nearly twice as long and with no ads, go to www.wapagest.com.
0:11.0	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:20.5	well, there's nothing you can last on the savage blockcast
0:27.4	The war on women continues.
0:30.7	The war on reproductive rights and reproductive choice continues.
0:34.9	We hear from Republicans.
0:36.3	It's all about jobs, jobs, jobs, and national security and blah, blah, blah. But at the end of the day, it's all about vaginas. It's all about shrinking the government, reducing the size of government because they want to make it just small enough to stuff up your twat. Kansas governor Sam Brown, signed anti-abortion legislation last Friday in Kansas,
0:56.6	which is already a state where it's almost impossible for most women, particularly most
1:00.8	poor and working class women, to get abortions.
1:04.4	He signed a new state law that blocks tax breaks for abortion providers who knew they
1:08.5	were even getting them.
1:09.1	I bet they weren't.
1:10.5	The ban sex selection abortions and declares that life begins at fertilization. We are one step
1:17.1	away to life begins at erection. Fact is, of course, that there's one person who hasn't
1:23.2	gotten the Life Begins at Conception memo and that person is God.
1:28.6	50% of all fertilized eggs, 50% of all spermies that meet eggies naturally and spontaneously abort.
1:38.2	And most people are not aware of these abortions, these sort of very early miscarriages, when they happen because they are imperceptible.
1:47.9	So, apparently, it is now illegal to be God in Kansas.
1:54.0	It is illegal to do what God has done if you believe that we were designed by God, the intelligent designer, that we didn't evolve from with, not from monkeys and apes, we are not primates.
2:06.6	If you believe that God, you know, put us together with sort of human Lego sets in his den one day, then God designed us. God built abortion into us. Abortion is a naturally
2:21.2	occurring phenomenon and half of all pregnancies. So life doesn't exactly begin at fertilization
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