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I really ran my mouth at the beginning of last week's podcast.

I'm going to be brief, uncharacteristically brief today so we can get more of your calls in on the show.

I just wanted to say that the last time I was stressed out, really exhausted, a little depressed, I didn't

fuck a 16-year-old who came to me seeking advice. I took a vacation. But then I am not a Bible

humping, family-valuing, gay-bashing pastor of a shitty-ass megachurch somewhere in Indiana.

Jack A. Shapp, who is the pastor of a Northwest Indiana megachurch,

was sent a 15-year-old girl with a bow on her head, apparently, who needed counseling.

He groomed her and allegedly fucked the shit out of her and prosecutors at his trial

have introduced all sorts of emails between Pastor Shapp and his victim in which he explains that Jesus wants him to fuck her.

You opened your heart wide to me.

You made me more than a pastor rescuer.

You made me your friend and confident, your beloved.

That is exactly what Christ desires for us. He wants us to be eternal lovers.

Pastor Shapp told the young lady. The relationship actually isn't alleged Shapp has admitted to it,

but he said that he was suffering from stress, exhaustion, depression, burnout, and several other

medical maladies.

I wasn't aware that there was a medical malady that one of the symptoms of was your dick in a 15-year-old girl, but apparently there is.

Hopefully it's not contagious.

Hopefully it isn't spreading like wildfire throughout Indiana.

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