Savage Love Episode 316

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Relationships, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Cock blocked! A man's friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the caller tell his "buddy" to get lost? Can Dan Savage prevent a potentially disastrous three-way from occurring? A man ruined his chances with a lovely lady by getting a little too drunk and getting a little too gropey. How can he get a second chance to show her the "real" him? Call us and show us the real you. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Honey Toad Studios. Be sure to check out their online sexy comedy show "Wrecked": Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Gays! Thank your straight comrade right here: By the way, we're blushing terribly… And we couldn't help but notice that Dan's tears dropped to the table, burned through the table, then through the floor, and through all 23 floors here at the Washington Mutual building. Weird. We never knew.

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Stranger podcast,
0:04.5	www.the stranger.com.
0:07.3	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary,
0:11.4	or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:17.0	while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Mudcast.
0:25.6	It's been a week.
0:27.0	What can I possibly add to the commentary, the euphoria, the Shoddenfrida of the last week?
0:34.2	Really, there's nothing to say.
0:35.3	I am, as so many of you are, as everyone I know is, ecstatic over the last week. Really, there's nothing to say. I am, as so many of you are, as everyone I know is, ecstatic, over the moon, at the re-election of Barack Obama, at the going down in flames of the GOP's team rape. All the pro-rape, rape babies are a gift from God. Rape is a method of conception.
0:55.7	All those motherfuckos went down to defeat.
0:58.9	Democrats picked up two seats in a Senate.
1:01.5	They were expected to lose marijuana, legalized at the ballot box in Colorado and Washington
1:08.8	State.
1:10.0	Also in Washington State, we have a new state motto. Welcome to Washington State. Also in Washington State.
1:11.3	We have a new state motto.
1:12.6	Welcome to Washington State.
1:14.3	Where you can get married, get high, and if somebody doesn't like it, he can get fucked.
1:20.4	That's going to be at the airport when you fly in to see your relatives if you're coming home for Christmas, coming home to Washington State.
1:28.1	Marriage.
1:30.0	Oh, my God.
1:32.1	After 32 straight victories for the haters and the bigots for the Brian Browns's and Tony Perkinses and Maggie Gallagher's, we won all four.
1:41.9	Brian Brown, head of the National Organization of Marriage, was predicting going into last Tuesday's elections that we would lose all four.
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