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It's the day before Halloween.

And there's so much spooky, horrible, terrifying shit going on in the world.

There's Frankenstorm bearing down on the east coast of the United States.

There are polls that keep having Romney up, Obama up, Romney up.

I actually have stopped looking at political box.

I've stopped even looking at my own Twitter feed.

It's like sitting down for a saw marathon, just watching the poll numbers go up and down.

It is scaring the shit out of me.

So I've stopped.

And there's the cannibal cop in New York City, which is so fucking terrifying.

And it's the day before Halloween.

And so we are doing our annual scary sex story because scary shit just doesn't happen to the weather and to my Twitter feed and in the newspaper, scary shit

happens in the bedroom. Anyone who's sexually active in adult knows that scary shit sometimes

happens in the bedroom and spooky shit. So every year we invite our listeners to call in with

their tales of sex, terror, and horror and spookiness.

Also coming up on this very special Halloween episode of the Savage Lovecast, an interview

with Caitlin Doty, a licensed mortician, founder of the Order of the Good Death, and the

genius behind the YouTube series, Ask a Mortician.

She will be in later to talk about spooky things with us.

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