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I've been saying it forever.

Do not take sex advice from the, well, let's not call them staff writers.

Why don't we call them unpaid interns and new college graduates who write for Cosmo.

I've been saying this forever.

Ever since I picked up a Cosmo sex tips issue and one of the sex tips was when you're

out on a hike with your man, hide a small smooth stone in your pocket that you picked up

on the trail.

Then when you get frisky or whatever during during the hike, at his moment of orgasm,

sneak the small smooth stone out of your pocket and press it against his ass to give him

a mind-blowing orgasm.

What?

That's just a good way to make sure you don't get a ride back with him from the trailhead.

That's all it's going to get you.

Excuse me.

Why are you shoving a rock into my ass? Not even I would like that. And I'm pretty sexually adventurous. And I'm a fag. And I don't want you shoving small smooth stones into my butt. I can't imagine the average straight guy, the kind of straight guy who would date a girl who would read Cosmo, would appreciate that move.

So I've been saying for years, do. stones into my butt. I can't imagine the average straight guy, the kind of straight guy who would date a

girl who would read Cosmo, would appreciate that move. So I've been saying for years, don't take sex and

relationship advice from Cosmo. I want to call your attention to a hilarious piece at nerve.com.

I'm called Cosmos 44 most ridiculous sex tips Sex Tips by Ben Reninga.

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