You're listening to a Stranger podcast, www.com.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't pass on the savage podcast.

So I'm at vacation this week.

You're going to get your new podcast.

You're going to get your whole 45 minutes or an hour because we've recorded one

in advance.

But I apologize.

If the world is on fire or something crazy happened, I'm not going to be able to rant and

rave about it.

For instance, like if

Ron Paul went on TV again and made a distinction between honest rape and all those other

rapes that women are suffering, I'm not going to be able to talk about that. Ron Paul, of course,

said that if it's an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room and I

would give them a shot of estrogen because that individual honestly raped deserves to have an abortion, says Ron Paul.

So all of you dishonestly raped people out there are romantically raped or accidentally

raped, whoever you qualified your rape, unless you can qualify it with honest rape.

No abortion for you. And don't forget what Rick Santorum said, of course, is that if you do get raped and you do get pregnant

under Rick Santorum's tyrannical rule, you are not allowed to get an abortion and you should

regard your rape baby as, quote, a gift from God. I love Jen McRite at Blagg who said she would

kind of prefer God to give her the gift of not being raped in the first place. But you don't always

get what you want. As the nuns used to tell us in Catholic school, all of our prayers are answered.

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