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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

Hey, everybody, welcome to the show.

A little conflict of interest, self-promotional moment.

I hope you'll indulge me.

The Savage Love iPhone app is out.

Now it was approved.

Steve Jobs personally called me up in the middle of the night

got me out of bed to tell me that my app had been approved. And it's available now at the iTunes

store. It's currently number two in the lifestyle section with some Craigslist app in front of it.

And that is just not okay. So we need to get the Savage Love iPhone app really on top of the Craigslist app because

the Savage Love app like the Savage Love host is atop. In an unrelated development, Ted Haggard is

back. Will no one rid us of this troublesome preacher, priest? I don't know what the fuck he is. He's starting a new church.

It's an inclusive church. Upon this cock, I will build my church. Jesus came to him in the night,

blew a load on his face and said, Ted, upon this cock, I will build my church. It's going to be

called St. James. It's going to be in Ted's old hometown, Colorado Springs.

Apparently there may be a reality show about Ted Haggard trying to get his new bullshit con off the ground.

And while Ted announced today that his church is for all sinners and welcomes gays and lesbians and bisexuals and straight people and addicts and recovering addicts and tall and short.

I don't know how the tall and short got on that list with gays and straits and addicts and recovering addicts.

And apparently you have to be one or the other.

Currently an addict or a recovering addict?

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