You're listening to a Stranger podcast, www.com.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast. You know how every once in a while after the fact I've confessed to

you know how every once in a while after the fact I've confessed to recording a podcast or two in advance to banking a couple because I'm I have to go on a trip and whatever.

This is one of those days when we're doing two.

And so if you listen to last week's podcast, you know that I opened with George Allen Reckers, Reikers,

Reikers, however he pronounced his last name, who was the co-founder of the Family Research Council,

prominent anti-gay group, and NARTH, prominent anti-gay bullshit pseudoscientific fuck-wit organization,

which claims it can cure gay people.

And he got caught by the Miami New Times,

returning from a 10-day vacation in Europe with a gay male escort.

And claimed that he went on Rentboy.com and found this well-hung, very beautiful, dewy young man

on rentboy.com, which is a mail escort website, because he'd recently had surgery and needed help

lifting his luggage. If you remember from last week, lift your luggage is the new euphemism.

I actually think it should replace floats your boat. We've been using floats your boat for such a long time, and it's really kind of played out. Now on we are retiring as of today, whatever floats your boat in favor of whatever lifts your luggage. Anyway, you know, it's the same day for me. You guys have moved down. God knows where this story's at right now.

And maybe you're all sick of hearing about it because, God, I hope it's all over the news all week long in the Daily Show and Colbert and everywhere else.

But I haven't moved out. I am still reeling. And there's been a development just in the last hour and a half since we recorded the last week's show.

George Rikers is claiming that admitting that he did take this male escort, this prostitute, and I'm pro-prostitution, pro-mail escorts, pro-sex workers, with him to

Europe, but not to fuck his ass or sit on his eight-inch cock, which was prominently advertised

on red boy.com, but because he wanted to minister to him.

Like John the, I'm reading this from George Riker's Facebook page, like John the Baptist and

Jesus, I have a loving Christian ministry to homosexuals and prostitutes, so you got a two-fer

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