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Last week I was in New York City, where there may or may not be a musical adaptation of a memoir I wrote about to open at the new group theater, which is a totally surreal experience that I may or may not have had of watching a part of my life story translated into a song and dance musical.

And I'm not going to think about it right now.

We're going to have to go lie down.

Anyway, I was in New York City and I'm walking through Washington Square Park.

When I look to my left and what do I see, but nice young man sitting behind a sign that says free advice, relationships, sex, and dating. And I thought,

who is he to be given free advice? That's my business. That's my territory giving free advice. And

what qualifications does he have to be given free advice? Now, all of you out there know my

qualifications, none whatsoever, except that you

all ask me for my advice, and that is when you look up advice in the dictionary, the only qualification

you need is to be asked. Look it up. It says opinion about what could or should be done. You ask me

for my opinions. I let you have them. I am qualified. I looked over at him and thought, I wonder what

qualifies him. I wonder what makes him think that I am qualified. I looked over at him and thought, I wonder what qualifies him. I

wonder what makes him think that he is qualified to give advice. We're going to find out because

I invited him to join us on the podcast today, Francisco Romero's, and he will be giving advice

with me after this. This episode of The Savage Lovecast is brought to you by Smitten Kitten,

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Joining me now on the phone from New York City, Francisco Ramirez.

Hello, Dan.

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