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And I keep up with it and I'm so glad because I wouldn't have seen this video.

I tried Cosmo's sex advice and wow, does my penis hurt?

At funny or die, you should go watch it.

I've frequently had to debunk Cosmo's sex advice. It is terrible sex advice

in Cosmo. The ur example for me has always been sex tips, you know, to really wow your man.

And it told young ladies that if they were on a hike with their man, and I don't believe I've

ever seen anyone who reads Cosmo actually on a hike anywhere. But if you read, you know, if you're on a hike with your man that when he's not looking, you should slip a small, smooth, cold stone into your pocket.

And then, you know, when you're messing around in the woods and having that public sex that heterosexuals are entitled to, but not gay people, we get arrested for that.

You should, when he's not looking at the very last minute, slip the smooth, cold stone out of your pocket, which will be within reach while you're having sex, and then press it into his anus, not all the way in, just against his an anus, and that will give him the orgasm of his life. That will, an actual fact, cause him to jump 30 feet in the air and ask you what the fuck you're doing, pressing a cold rock against his ass at the moment of orgasm. But Cosmo thinks you should try it. And maybe that does give a guy the most amazing orgasm. If he flies 30 feet in the air and then falls to the ground and hits the ground, splat, who knows what kind of orgasm that guy's going to have.

Might break his dick in half when he hits the ground if he lands face down, but an amazing orgasm. Anyway, go to Violet Blues website, Frequently Tiny Bubbles.com, keep up with her sex writing,

keep up with her links, which is where today I found the link to I Tried Cosmo Sex Advice

while my penis hurts.

You should go check it out.

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