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because it's already been beaten to death everywhere,

this closeted gay horse.

But, you know, you can write the script now.

Anti-gay Republican politician, state senator in California,

led anti-gay marriage rallies to protect our families.

Senator Roy Ashburn.

Arrested, leaving a gay bar in a state car with a strange man in his car, gets a DUI, big scandal,

what's he doing at the fag bar? Turns out he goes to fag bars all the time. Turns out the anti-gay

Senator Roy Ashburn is himself a gay. No one could have predicted. At this point, if you're an anti-gay politician, I think the first question you should have to answer to every press conference is, are you sucking cock?

Have you sucked cock in the last 30 minutes?

Were you sucking cock immediately prior to entering the room for this press conference?

Odds that that, if you hooked them up to, you know, a truth machine,

what are those things called? A lie detector. Thank you, Texavi at risk you. That the answer would be,

yes, they just had a cock in their mouth because nothing else explains their obsession with

deflecting attention from their own irksome sexuality, irksome to them, then, you know, a good offense being very offensive about other gays and lesbians.

Now, Senator Ashporn not only led, was not only a leader in the anti-gay, right-wing Republican bigot asshole fuckwit caucus in the state Senate in California,

not only hosted rallies with

major anti-gay religious figures in California against gay marriage.

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