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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast.

I don't mean to tell tales out of school.

But some weeks, the at-risk youth are tech-savier than other weeks.

We had a long conversation.

I'm actually re-recording the podcast today.

We had a long conversation because, as it turns out, the TechSaviat rescue stuck the microphone cord in the wrong hole.

I did not.

There are two holes, and they stuck it in the wrong hole.

Another reason I'm glad I'm gay.

There's just one hole, no confusion.

All right, here's the rant for the third time.

You know, we thought we were done with homophobic beauty queens for a while, but no.

Miss pseudo- Beverly Hills, the city of Beverly Hills has said now that Lauren Ashley is not Miss Beverly Hills because there's no such thing as Miss Beverly Hills.

And besides, the bitch lives in Pasadena, not Beverly Hills. But anyway, as I'm sure you all heard,

Miss Beverly Hills gave an interview last week in advance of the Miss California USA pageant,

in which he said, and there's a long quote, and I was going to read the

whole thing in my best Miss Beverly Hills voice. The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman.

In Leviticus, it says it's of a man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman. Both of them

have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.

The Bible is pretty black and white.

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