This is a

relationship

quandary

or if you're looking for sexual

harmony

while there's nothing you can't ask

on the stylish Lovecast.

This isn't something you want to read in the newspaper.

And I just did.

And it's a quote.

He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke.

Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.

There were two guys, Germans.

Of course they were Germans.

They were both shit-faced drunk.

One was fondling the other who wasn't responding adequately in time.

And so he tore his testicles off.

They were drunk. That doesn't make it right, you know, but ouch. Torn off testicles off. They were drunk.

That doesn't make it right, you know, but ouch.

Torn off testicles landed on the roof across the street in the snow.

They were later retrieved.

The story doesn't mention any attempts to reattach them.

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