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This is one of those shows we recorded well in advance, and so you're in the future,

and you know the recent past, and I don't.

So you have superpowers right now that I do not.

In the last few weeks, we saw Senator John Ensign reveal that he had an extramarital affair.

Republican conservative family values, Dick Wad from Nevada.

And now, right around the time we recorded this show, Governor Sanford in South Carolina disappeared for a few days. His staff said he was quote

unquote hiking the Appalachian Trail, which is now a euphemism for going to Argentina and

fucking someone who is not your wife. And I'm just sort of hoping that all of you in the future

now know something that I in the past, past, past, past, don't know, which is if anybody else has

come out of the closet about their extramarital affairs in the last few weeks, because these

things come in threes. A lot of really good things come in threes. And I'd like to think that

in the intervening weeks, the weeks between us recording

this podcast and you listening to it, that another Republican douchebag family values conservative

fuckwit has been outed as a hypocrite and a douchebag fuckwit, conservative Christian, hypocrite.

Anyway, you know something I don't and I look forward to catching

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