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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary

or if you're looking for sexual

harmony

well there's nothing you can't ask

on the savage podcasts. People can be really stupid.

Um,

leotarded even.

Having drinks with a friend, she confides in me, a lady friend with lady bits.

She confides in me that she's having a bit of a dust up with the husband because

she found some links that he didn't delete to porn and she went and looked at it and it was kinky.

It was sort of S-M-E porn.

And she brought it up with him and he got a little flustered and said he was sort of interested in it and always kind of had been and wanted to try it.

And she got mad and kind of wrapped his knuckles and she was confiding all this in me as if I would be on her side. As if I was, she was like telling her gay friend, you know, and I was playing the gay friend part. She's telling her gay friend her tallowell with the partner. And I'm just to go, oh, oh, that's so sad. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. Oh, I'm so, oh, man. Oh, man. I hate men. Men are pigs.

And I looked at her and said, God, you're a bitch. Like, get off it. What do you? You know me. You've been

reading my column for a decade. Where did you think I was going to fall on this question?

You learned a little bit more about his sexual interest, sexual expression, and you acted like an asshole about it.

And if it had been, the shoe had been on the other foot and it was some part of your erotic imagination that he stomped all over when the big reveal came.

I'd be bitching him out too.

And, you know, and that's not the point.

We've covered that a million times in the column, the podcast, and wherever else. The point is, people

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